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[dasschlechtende]

[in the messhall today, there is the hilarity of watching a German attempt to make pasta.

... except then the pot boils over.]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE NOODLES GO IN AFTER THE WATER'S BOILED? THE HELL KIND OF RECIPE IS THIS?

Comments

[ohno_u_didnt]

*Sighs, moving in to take over*

Don't cook much, do you?

[dasschlechtende]

[has a wooden spoon and can and will gesticulate widely with it]

I cook plenty! It's not my fault pasta is stupid.

[ohno_u_didnt]

It's pretty simple. Ah, just different than what you're used to.

[dasschlechtende]

...

I shouldn't matter if the pasta goes in first or last.

[ohno_u_didnt]

Just follow the instructions please.

[dasschlechtende]

[... people having to tell ME to follow instructions]

[ohno_u_didnt]

Trust me, if you damage the kitchen, they'll punish you for it. And you won't like it at all.

[dasschlechtende]

As if I care. They have to CATCH me first.

[ohno_u_didnt]

What kind of face is that? They know where you sleep...

[dasschlechtende]

I totally have other people to crash with when needed!

[ohno_u_didnt]

There is no escape.

Totally, huh?

[dasschlechtende]

Definitely!

[ohno_u_didnt]

Just...no fires.

[dasschlechtende]

There will only be fires if I think they're needed!

[ohno_u_didnt]

........fires aren't needed in pasta.

[dasschlechtende]

And that is why pasta is SUBPAR.

--unless Italy's the one making it