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[tobethemiracle]

Today I saw a gorilla and a robot kissing, and all I could think was "I've seen that before and it was better when there were zombies".

When did you discover you were jaded to this place?

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[gayforjustice]

It hasn't happened yet. I remain innocent and pure.

[gayforjustice]

What's your point?

[tobethemiracle]

Unicorns are awesome.

[gayforjustice]

Unicorns want to gore you in the stomach and make off with all your virgins.

[tobethemiracle]

That would be why they're awesome.

[gayforjustice]

I fail to see the appeal. Nobody likes being stabbed.

[tobethemiracle]

But it's the fact that there are bloodthirsty unicorns around that keep things interesting.

[gayforjustice]

I don't need bloodthirsty unicorns to keep things interesting. Things are interesting on their own.

[tobethemiracle]

I am part of Generation i and so I get bored easy.

[gayforjustice]

You kids today, it's like none of you know how to read books or masturbate.

[tobethemiracle]

I'm afraid that I don't talk about that to mysterious redheaded ladies.

[gayforjustice]

Are you prejudiced against redheads?

[tobethemiracle]

No, I quite like them. But we're really not each other's type.

[gayforjustice]

Indeed. To be frank, I didn't want to know the details of any such book-reading activities. Read books in private and wash your hands after, is all I say. I just want to open minds to the possibility of book-reading, in the privacy of each person's own cabin.

[tobethemiracle]

With the guy who has a crush on me, another guy and his alien platonic girlfriend. This isn't awkward at all.

[gayforjustice]

Awkward situations like that are an important part of growing up.