Just Doin' My Job

[takeme2urpants]

[In the Center of Camp (tm), the Admiral has come to a decision.]

...I suppose there is no further use in putting this off.

Now--I wonder, have you ever personally had an... unsavory... experience with Miss Marcy? I would like to know where to start.

((Mingle if you like.))

Comments

[sistercomplex]

Guess you can't use the "But it happened to everybody" excuse huh?

[sistercomplex]

Did you get turned into a pony last week?

[forcedtoplay]

No...did you?

[sistercomplex]

Heh that explains it. This is your make-up effect!

[forcedtoplay]

Oooooh, I get it. That does make sense. Two of my other friends are animals now too, and they didn't turn into ponies either.

[sistercomplex]

I dunno. I think I prefer the pony to a cat. I had a badass horn with telekinesis.

[forcedtoplay]

You were a unicorn! I can't believe I missed it! Did you get wings too?

[sistercomplex]

Sure did! I even had that blue pony teaching me how to fly with 'em!

[forcedtoplay]

That's so cool! Was it fun? I bet it was. I'm jealous.

[sistercomplex]

The flying and unicorn powers weren't so bad. I wouldn't have minded having a cooler look though. A white pony with a blond mane is kinda lame.

[forcedtoplay]

Aren't those the classic, fairytale pony colors?

[sistercomplex]

Maybe I didn't want to be a fairytale pony!

[forcedtoplay]

[DEEP IN THOUGHT]

The pony I talked to said only princesses had wings and horns.

Does that mean you're a princess?

[sistercomplex]

Oh don't you start too! HOW THE HELL WOULD I BE A PRINCESS?

[forcedtoplay]

I'm just listening to the native pony! She said that was how it worked! I'm not a pony so I wouldn't know!

[sistercomplex]

[Picking you up by the scruff.]

Was it Rainbow?