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[archaeocalypse]

[It is a perfectly lovely day, lots of RAIN AND FROGS ... or just LOTS OF RAIN. Out at the local archaeology dig, there is a YOUNG ARCHAEOLOGY-INCLINED TROLL performing SERIOUS ARCHAEOLOGICAL EXCAVATION.

The less discerning would consider this to be SLIDING AROUND SHAMELESSLY IN THE MUD but they clearly are not as aware of the PROPER ARCHAEOLOGICAL

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[gavehimhead]

Is there something interesting down there?

[archaeocalypse]

there could be :)

[gavehimhead]

You're not sure and you're digging anyways?

[archaeocalypse]

its for science

[gavehimhead]

...

Understandable. Do you need any assistance? I'm already wet and muddy, so I might as well help.

[archaeocalypse]

sure!
come right down
i think you could need some mud sliding anyway

[gavehimhead]

[sliding down, then! There is now mud everywhere, Elliot will be thrilled]

I should hope I don't look like I need too much.

[archaeocalypse]

youre very good at hiding it
im impressed :)
but its okay to need it from time to time

[gavehimhead]

...

Ah, you're right. From time to time it's not so bad. But just for a little while.

[archaeocalypse]

do i need to explain how this works
or do you already know

[gavehimhead]

You might need to explain it. I haven't done this in...

Well, it's probably been a while.

[archaeocalypse]

i could tell you how long its been if you want

[gavehimhead]

How would you know how long its been?

[archaeocalypse]

i am the maid of time
i would be a very poor one if i couldnt see what i am manipulating
and i can assure you that i am very good at what i do :)

[gavehimhead]

...Well. This place certainly has all kinds of people.

[archaeocalypse]

yes
all the kinds
all of them
but theres only one of me