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[Someone is in the inflatable bar. He seems to have been there for a good while. He is not at all sober]

So! Who else wants to give me the news about this place. It cannot possibly be any worse, and I cannot possibly be any less sober. Though I will be attempting to disprove that! Cheers!

((OOC:... I guess general warning that Owen is indeed

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[LATER Owen is stumbling out of the bar]

[inthemoodnow]

*in the shadows, Jack follows him out, keeping an eye on him and working on judging just how much of a danger to himself Owen is right now*

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[Well pissing on the side of a cabin seems like it would be a good idea]

[inthemoodnow]

*.......................................okay I'm just going to wait back here and see if anyone comes out and tries to kill you. otherwise, just. keep on keeping on.*

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[Yeah, well, getting away from the building might be a problem. Doesn't really seem like he has that coordination thing down]

[inthemoodnow]

*doesn't say anything, just goes over and turns him around so that he can begin walking away from the cabin. and oh-so-coincidentally in the direction of the TARDIS.*

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[Tries to shake Jack off-- poorly]

[inthemoodnow]

*now begins guiding him more firmly, so that they're actually walking together*

Just getting you somewhere so that you don't end up getting molested by cursed scarecrows in your sleep.

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At this point, it might be an improvement.

[inthemoodnow]

Trust me, it's not. And this is me saying that.

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Oh, Jackie. Jackie Jack Jack.

[inthemoodnow]

In the flesh.

*wow, that's kind of weird, we seem to be walking toward a blue police box in the middle of a cornfield in America*

No other way to have me, really.

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[Stops and sways unsteadily, eyes unfocused on the TARDIS]

Now that is odd.

[inthemoodnow]

And it gets even odder. Think you can handle it, Owen Harper?

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[Turns to Jack, straightening Jack's lapels and patting them down drunkenly]

That is Doctor Owen Harper.

[inthemoodnow]

Doctor, indeed. Like I could forget.

*lets Owen keep messing with his coat, but walks backwards to bring them up to the TARDIS door. he reaches behind him to open the door... then turns them around to indirectly push Owen inside.

...it's bigger on the inside.*