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[Someone is in the inflatable bar. He seems to have been there for a good while. He is not at all sober]

So! Who else wants to give me the news about this place. It cannot possibly be any worse, and I cannot possibly be any less sober. Though I will be attempting to disprove that! Cheers!

((OOC:... I guess general warning that Owen is indeed

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[also a legitimate place for actual underage kids to just chill with a drink!]

It depends on whether or not you heard about the sex rule.

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I'm a performer, although not in that medium. Still, my name suits me quite nicely.

I can't possibly imagine why.

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Then what kind? Because with a name like that, I'm still filling in the blanks.

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A musician, an actor - I'm a bonafide triple-threat.

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So, not an underaged male stripper. Good to know.

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That would require an "i" in my name.

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That would be for the underaged transvestite stripper.

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I never want to see your web history.

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My internet history has nothing to do with underaged tranny strippers. I make no claims against anything else.

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Uh-huh.

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I wouldn't want you to misjudge my predilections.

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You're completely smashed. I'm pretty sure I'm going to misjudge a lot. That's all a part of the fun of it.

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[SHRUGS sure why not]

Right then.