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[easybreezyidiot]

[This evening, a girl is lying at the edge of one of the cornfields. She is dirty, her arms and legs are scratched and bloody, and her shoes are completely wrecked. At first glance, she appears to be passed out or - if you're a naturally paranoid person - maybe dead. :| Do you investigate?]

((eta SLOWING WAY DOWN and probably stopping for the

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[autovajin]

Oi, I know you're not dead. Get up.

[easybreezyidiot]

[she doesn't move, but cracks one eye open and glares]

Bug off.

[autovajin]

You should feel ashamed of yourself. I thought you were actually dead.

[easybreezyidiot]

[lifts her head up]

This isn't ketchup, dude.

[autovajin]

I can smell that.

[easybreezyidiot]

[dropping her head back]

What are you, a vampire?

[autovajin]

No!

[easybreezyidiot]

Awesome.

[autovajin]

Why is that the first thing you ask?!`

[easybreezyidiot]

I don't know! You're the one who started talking about smelling my blood...

[autovajin]

Did it ever occur to you that maybe I have great senses?

[easybreezyidiot]

Yeah, great vampire senses.

[autovajin]

I'm not a vampire! I'm an orphnoch!

[easybreezyidiot]

... I don't know what that is...

[starts pulling her shoes off]

[autovajin]

Higher evolution of humanity.

[easybreezyidiot]

Oh. Cool, I'm that too.

[wiping the blood off her hand and reaching to shake his :I]