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[easybreezyidiot]

[This evening, a girl is lying at the edge of one of the cornfields. She is dirty, her arms and legs are scratched and bloody, and her shoes are completely wrecked. At first glance, she appears to be passed out or - if you're a naturally paranoid person - maybe dead. :| Do you investigate?]

((eta SLOWING WAY DOWN and probably stopping for the

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[certifiably]

Ooh, bet you tripped.

[easybreezyidiot]

[just puts her hands over her face. GO AWAY GO AWAY >:C]

[certifiably]

Is anything broken? You lose points if nothing is broken!

[easybreezyidiot]

I didn't trip.

[certifiably]

Aww, what a shame. You must've done something pretty stupid, though.

[easybreezyidiot]

[propping herself up on her elbows]

That's arguable.

[certifiably]

You can argue it, but that doesn't mean you'll be right! [giggle] So what did you do?

[easybreezyidiot]

I was running and got tired.

[certifiably]

You just said you didn't trip!

[easybreezyidiot]

I don't have to tell the truth to you.

[pulling off her ruined shoes]

[certifiably]

Wow, rude! I bet falling like that was your divine punishment for being such a nasty little girl!

[easybreezyidiot]

Right, whatever you say.

Well, these are useless now. [throwing them in Lambda's direction la la la]

[certifiably]

[ATTACKED BY RUINED SHOES]

Ow! Hey, watch it! Don't throw your disgusting sneakers at me, ew!

[easybreezyidiot]

Oops, sorry.

[certifiably]

That so was not an accident.

[easybreezyidiot]

It so was.