TREE FORT

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[It's a nice sunny afternoon in Camp Fuck U Die, and two teenaged superheroes are out enjoying the nice weather by building a tree fort!

...Well. They're trying to.]

Dude! That's not what the instructions say!

Comments

[gayforjustice]

You didn't happen to buy this fort from IKEA or misplace some of the pieces, did you?

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[totally checking you out, give him a minute]

[gayforjustice]

[the sternest of looks]

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[only making you hotter]

Hi.

[gayforjustice]

Have you forgotten the question already?

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Oh uh. Right. We got instructions on the internet.

[gayforjustice]

And why did you think that was a good idea?

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There's lots of good ideas on the internet.

[gayforjustice]

But most of the ideas on the internet are bad.

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Well. Maybe some of them.

[gayforjustice]

Rather a lot of them.

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Some of the bad ideas can be good.

[gayforjustice]

No.

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No?

[gayforjustice]

No.

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[:(]