TREE FORT

[comesquickly]

[It's a nice sunny afternoon in Camp Fuck U Die, and two teenaged superheroes are out enjoying the nice weather by building a tree fort!

...Well. They're trying to.]

Dude! That's not what the instructions say!

Comments

[chicksdigfuzz]

You don't need instructions for those, dude. You just build them.

[comesquickly]

Yeah, we're trying that now.

[chicksdigfuzz]

It can't be that hard! I'll even lend you a hand.

[comesquickly]

Thanks, dude.

[chicksdigfuzz]

No problem. Does it need a secret password too? I think I could come up with a really good one.

[comesquickly]

Wouldn't be much of a secret if someone other than me and Rob knew it, right?

[chicksdigfuzz]

What's the fun of it if only the two of you get to go in it?

[dickaster]

Ever tried it?

[chicksdigfuzz]

We rebuilt the Institute once. But we needed plans for that one. Besides, a tree fort can't be that hard!

[dickaster]

Yeah, we kinda decided to wing it. Kids do this every day.

[chicksdigfuzz]

It's more fun if you just start building stuff. You just have to make sure it's structurally sound before you try it out.

[dickaster]

Yeah, we just wanted to make sure we weren't doing it totally wrong, you know? We've never really built anything like this before.

[chicksdigfuzz]

It's cool, I get it. Even superheroes need to do something fun every now and then.

[im_impulse]

The might need instructions for other stuff! Like setting up a satellite dish or stuff like chairs.

[chicksdigfuzz]

Even with those things you can just wing it, though! Satellite dishes aren't that hard to put together.

[im_impulse]

Are you sure? Because every time the JLA had to dismantle a killer satellite system it took a bunch of them a really long time to stop it, and that was just destroying it! Not putting it together!