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[nosenolimits]

[THERE WAS A LOUD CRASH]

[and now there's a giant hole in the Middle of Camp™ with a surprisingly alive dude in the bottom of it]

[he smells like blood and burnt gasoline. INVESTIGATE Y/N?]

fuckin ow

((ooc: slowly derpin' out for the night. will pick up!!))

Comments

[hench_wench]

[polite applause]

[nosenolimits]

[wincing and sitting up]

What? That's it? No ten outta ten?

[hench_wench]

I'll give it a seven and a half. Points off for a sloppy landing. Need a hand up?

[nosenolimits]

Wouldn't wanna trouble a pretty thing like you.

[totally needs help. what is he even talking about]

[hench_wench]

[... kicks a rock at him]

[nosenolimits]

[WHAT]

[ow]

[hench_wench]

See what happens when you don't accept a little kindness?

[nosenolimits]

[staggering but CONTINUES TO WALK :|]

I get picked on by girls?

[hench_wench]

That's right! And I'm very mean!

[nosenolimits]

Good to know.

[sizing up the jump...]

[hench_wench]

Oh come on. Really? Who are you trying to impress?

[nosenolimits]

Good question. Wanna close your eyes for me, babe?

[hench_wench]

Nope.

[nosenolimits]

... [tapping his foot impatiently and then just shrugs]

[jumps the fucking cliff in one go]

[hench_wench]

Six points.

[nosenolimits]

Haah.

[kneeling down and reaching his hand down for Harley]