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[nosenolimits]

[THERE WAS A LOUD CRASH]

[and now there's a giant hole in the Middle of Camp™ with a surprisingly alive dude in the bottom of it]

[he smells like blood and burnt gasoline. INVESTIGATE Y/N?]

fuckin ow

((ooc: slowly derpin' out for the night. will pick up!!))

Comments

[miracles_grow]

D-don't move! Hold on!

[nosenolimits]

[STANDING UP AND GRINNING]

Flesh wound!

[nevermind falling back down on his ass]

[miracles_grow]

I said don't move!

[gets into the crater with him to get a better look at the trouble]

[nosenolimits]

... now why'd you have to go and do that?

[kind of backing up]

[miracles_grow]

[Then she's kind of PINNING HIM DOWN. Bitch I done told you.]

Where are you hurt?

[nosenolimits]

.................................nowhere?!!

[miracles_grow]

Don't you lie to me! I can smell blood and gasoline and you made a crater! Now tell me where you're injured.

[nosenolimits]

. . . e...everywhere?

[miracles_grow]

Right then.

[Rolls up her sleeves.]

[And starts to strip him.]

[nosenolimits]

asff

[nosenolimits]

What the f--the hell are you doing?!

[miracles_grow]

I'm sorry, but I need to be able to see the wounds clearly to know how to treat them.

[nosenolimits]

Okay.

No. Sorry 'bout this next part.

[lifting Shiemi up by under her arms and placing her gently back on the ground]

[miracles_grow]

Wh- Hey!

[nosenolimits]

Sorry. Gotta wait like five years before you can get a piece of this, okay?

[standing up and shaking himself off, trying to hide the wincing]

[miracles_grow]

Why can't I help?