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[nosenolimits]

[THERE WAS A LOUD CRASH]

[and now there's a giant hole in the Middle of Camp™ with a surprisingly alive dude in the bottom of it]

[he smells like blood and burnt gasoline. INVESTIGATE Y/N?]

fuckin ow

((ooc: slowly derpin' out for the night. will pick up!!))

Comments

[ofhisword]

[oh hey, blood.]

[I MEAN. investigating. quietly.]

[nosenolimits]

[I FIGHT EVIL. I CAN SENSE YOU. WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE.]

Dude. You snoop around people's craters like that all the time?

[ofhisword]

Generally speaking, the sudden appearance of a crater is never particularly a good sign. One would be foolish to not investigate in some manner.

[nosenolimits]

What the fuck did you j...

... Are you for real?

[ofhisword]

I beg your pardon?

[nosenolimits]

You some kind of Noir detective or somethin'. You talk like that all the time for serious?

[ofhisword]

I see no harm in it.

[nosenolimits]

What? Being pretentious? Or my crater?

[ofhisword]

If you're capable of being that rude, then you're obviously well enough.

[nosenolimits]

[JUMPING OUT >(]

Keep the crater.