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[nosenolimits]

[THERE WAS A LOUD CRASH]

[and now there's a giant hole in the Middle of Camp™ with a surprisingly alive dude in the bottom of it]

[he smells like blood and burnt gasoline. INVESTIGATE Y/N?]

fuckin ow

((ooc: slowly derpin' out for the night. will pick up!!))

Comments

[skirtindanger]

... That'd almost be impressive if it didn't look so painful. Are you all right down there?

[nosenolimits]

Hey, I don't see you makin' any giant craters in your spare time.

[skirtindanger]

I prefer to leave that sort of thing to the experts.

[nosenolimits]

I guess I'm an expert, then.

[skirtindanger]

Well, that is a pretty big hole you've managed to make.

[nosenolimits]

I'm the best at what I do.

[skirtindanger]

This isn't the result of some incredibly dumb idea you tried to pull off, is it?

[nosenolimits]

...

[skirtindanger]

Ah, nevermind... Either way, you look like hell. Can you get up from there?

[nosenolimits]

Yeah. Close your eyes for a sec.

[skirtindanger]

Erm-- alright.

[closing!]

[nosenolimits]

[leaping the hell out of the giant hole]

You can open your eyes now.

[skirtindanger]

[/)o_o(\]

-- Geh! That was fast!

[nosenolimits]

That's why they call me Jet.

[skirtindanger]

So speed, is it? Still... I would have expected you've fallen too hard to be able to move that fast!

[nosenolimits]

Hey, hey. No more questions until you give me your name. Fair's fair.