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[nosenolimits]

[THERE WAS A LOUD CRASH]

[and now there's a giant hole in the Middle of Camp™ with a surprisingly alive dude in the bottom of it]

[he smells like blood and burnt gasoline. INVESTIGATE Y/N?]

fuckin ow

((ooc: slowly derpin' out for the night. will pick up!!))

Comments

[nosenolimits]

I'm apparently hallucinating.

[takeme2urpants]

Depending on what you are hallucinating, I can assure you that you are quite fine.

[Looking him over for injuries]

[nosenolimits]

[what no what super no super backing up]

You, dude. Why am I even--nevermind.

[takeme2urpants]

Ah, then you are not suffering from any significant brain damage! That is wonderful.

Also, yes, I am an alien. Hello!

[nosenolimits]

... This might be a dumb question.

But are you evil?

[takeme2urpants]

...No. Although, wouldn't an evil person claim the same thing?

[nosenolimits]

It never hurts to check.

And you'd be surprised.

[takeme2urpants]

I would be.

And you are all right?

[nosenolimits]

I wouldn't worry my alien head about it.

[takeme2urpants]

Hmm. ♥

Is there anything I could do for you?

[nosenolimits]

...

Nope. Thanks for playing, though.

[takeme2urpants]

Playing?

[nosenolimits]

... it's a saying. From Earth. This one.

[takeme2urpants]

Oh! Apologies, it is a new one to me.

[nosenolimits]

Good to know I'm educating my way across the universe.

[takeme2urpants]

I would give you a merit badge, but I haven't any.

You are familiar with 004?