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[nosenolimits]

[THERE WAS A LOUD CRASH]

[and now there's a giant hole in the Middle of Camp™ with a surprisingly alive dude in the bottom of it]

[he smells like blood and burnt gasoline. INVESTIGATE Y/N?]

fuckin ow

((ooc: slowly derpin' out for the night. will pick up!!))

Comments

[nosenolimits]

[god why are all the hot girls here]

Yep.

[moondropkick]

[WHO KNOWS]

Not to be mean, but you smell kind of ... flammable.

[nosenolimits]

... would you be willing to accept tacos as an answer?

[moondropkick]

... Tacos ...?

[nosenolimits]

Not explaining that one.

[moondropkick]

That's your prerogative, I guess.

[nosenolimits]

So... can I get your name?

[moondropkick]

Judith.

[nosenolimits]

Jet.

[moondropkick]

Nice to meet you-- even if you're apparently nothing but trouble.

[nosenolimits]

Says the guy telling you those lies.

[moondropkick]

They are lies, then?

[nosenolimits]

[trying to sound amused but just comes out kind of flat]

Yep. Every single one of 'em.