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[nosenolimits]

[THERE WAS A LOUD CRASH]

[and now there's a giant hole in the Middle of Camp™ with a surprisingly alive dude in the bottom of it]

[he smells like blood and burnt gasoline. INVESTIGATE Y/N?]

fuckin ow

((ooc: slowly derpin' out for the night. will pick up!!))

Comments

[acorusline]

Oh, no. Are you all right?

[nosenolimits]

It really depends on your definition of all right.

[acorusline]

. . . Are you hurt anywhere?

[nosenolimits]

Nowhere important.

[acorusline]

But you fell from the sky! Are you sure?

[nosenolimits]

... Got a band-aid that fits over hurt pride?

[acorusline]

[. . . laughs a bit despite herself] I don't think so.

Do you need a hand?

[nosenolimits]

[... pause. then a sigh.]

Sure, why not. [holding out his hand]

[acorusline]

[takes it! helping him out now]

There you go. Did you just arrive here?

[nosenolimits]

[most charming smile, really]

[pretends to bow when he lets go of her hand]

Yeah, though it wasn't really my idea.

[acorusline]

That's how it usually is, really.

Welcome to camp, though. It's a really nice place most of the time.

[nosenolimits]

[totally talking to himself now]

Some idiots think "anywhere" is a good answer to "where."

... I'm having a hard time believing that right now.

[acorusline]

Why do you think that? Most people here are nice.

[nosenolimits]

Is that what they call kidnapping these days? Nice?

[acorusline]

Kidnapping is never okay, but we should always look at the bright side of things, don't you think?

[nosenolimits]

There's a difference between optimistic and delusional.