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[nosenolimits]

[THERE WAS A LOUD CRASH]

[and now there's a giant hole in the Middle of Camp™ with a surprisingly alive dude in the bottom of it]

[he smells like blood and burnt gasoline. INVESTIGATE Y/N?]

fuckin ow

((ooc: slowly derpin' out for the night. will pick up!!))

Comments

[zerozerogrump]

...

[zerozerogrump]

Don't talk like you know anything about it!

[nosenolimits]

... Oh, I don't? Really?

[zerozerogrump]

Do you?

[nosenolimits]

Of course I--What is your malfunction?!

[zerozerogrump]

Heh. You really don't know anything about me, do you.

[nosenolimits]

...

[nosenolimits]

[suddenly dropping to his knees]

[zerozerogrump]

Save your strength.

[nosenolimits]

[muttering something under his breath before he gets back up]

[zerozerogrump]

What's that? I didn't hear you.

[nosenolimits]

I said I'd be better off dead right now.

[zerozerogrump]

[you're getting another punch for that]

How dare you.

[nosenolimits]

[I sure am getting a lot of use out of this icon]

[bracing himself this time because he totally saw it coming] Nhh--

[nosenolimits]

[hello I am now also bleeding from the mouth on top of everything you are seriously the worst boyfriend]

What? D'ya need me to repeat it again?

[zerozerogrump]

You don't have the first clue of what you're talking about!