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[nosenolimits]

[THERE WAS A LOUD CRASH]

[and now there's a giant hole in the Middle of Camp™ with a surprisingly alive dude in the bottom of it]

[he smells like blood and burnt gasoline. INVESTIGATE Y/N?]

fuckin ow

((ooc: slowly derpin' out for the night. will pick up!!))

Comments

[zerozerogrump]

...

[zerozerogrump]

You're a regular Shakespeare.

Here. C'mon.

[nosenolimits]

[how does someone forget he was angry so quickly? ATTENTION SPAN OF A GOLDFISH]

Been hanging around 007 too much, what can I say...

[zerozerogrump]

Smart ideas. You're full of them.

[dumps you on the bed]

[nosenolimits]

[this is a pathetic whining noise]

[draping an arm over his eyes]

Hey.

[zerozerogrump]

What is it? I'm right here.

[nosenolimits]

[lazily reaching up an arm]

I need a cig.

[zerozerogrump]

What am I, your maid?

[nosenolimits]

[still lying here with one arm draped over his face]

[and making grabby hands with the other]

[zerozerogrump]

[after a moment's hesitation, lets you latch onto the left hand]

[nosenolimits]

[what, removing arm from face and glancing at]

... S'not a cigarette, ass.

[zerozerogrump]

Took you long enough.

[nosenolimits]

[hand. still there.]

What's that supposed to mean?

[zerozerogrump]

It means you've been completely loopy since you got here.

[nosenolimits]

[dropping the hand now]

Coming from you, that's almost like a compliment.

[zerozerogrump]

It's the best one you'll ever get.