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[nosenolimits]

[THERE WAS A LOUD CRASH]

[and now there's a giant hole in the Middle of Camp™ with a surprisingly alive dude in the bottom of it]

[he smells like blood and burnt gasoline. INVESTIGATE Y/N?]

fuckin ow

((ooc: slowly derpin' out for the night. will pick up!!))

Comments

[purple_pliers]

[...at this point she just carried a first aid kit and a small fire extinguisher in a backpack pretty much all the time. PEERS INTO THE HOLE]

I say. Are you all right?

[purple_pliers]

[I'M A PROTAGONIST, SHUT UP]

Don't tell Thor that, he'll get offended.

[nosenolimits]

[dude I never went to school and grew up on the streets like I know who that is]

... What, is there some guy who seriously thinks he's Almighty?

[purple_pliers]

No. Just mighty.

[nosenolimits]

Well, tell him to come and see me sometime. If I'm still around.

[purple_pliers]

What's your name, anyway?

[nosenolimits]

... It's Jet.

[purple_pliers]

I'm Violet. It's nice to meet you.

[nosenolimits]

... You too, I guess.

[purple_pliers]

You want a tour?

[nosenolimits]

I'm guessing it's not the kind of tour that ends up at the souvenir shop and the exit.

[purple_pliers]

I've been here for four years. If there was an exit I would have taken it long ago.

[nosenolimits]

...

[purple_pliers]

It takes a while to get used to.

[nosenolimits]

And if I don't feel like waiting that long?

[purple_pliers]

Well, you could try and leave. I mean, you'll just end up looping endlessly through the corn, but you could try.