Free crater with every purchase.

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[THERE WAS A LOUD CRASH]

[and now there's a giant hole in the Middle of Camp™ with a surprisingly alive dude in the bottom of it]

[he smells like blood and burnt gasoline. INVESTIGATE Y/N?]

fuckin ow

((ooc: slowly derpin' out for the night. will pick up!!))

Comments

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[collapsed on his ass like an idiot]

Probably!

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I do it for the fans, what can I say.

[self_insert]

Yeah, you don't really want to cater to them. They get opinionated and start flaming you and--it's bad.

[nosenolimits]

Thanks. I'll try to avoid being on fire again.

[self_insert]

That seems wise.

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That's my middle name.

[self_insert]

What's your first name?

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Jet.

[self_insert]

Okay. Nice to meet you, Jet.

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[horrible fake british accent]

And whom do I have the pleasure of speaking with?

[self_insert]

...I'm Chuck.

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Chuck. Swell, Chuck.

[self_insert]

Excellent.

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[YOU CREEP ME OUT.]