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[nosenolimits]

[THERE WAS A LOUD CRASH]

[and now there's a giant hole in the Middle of Camp™ with a surprisingly alive dude in the bottom of it]

[he smells like blood and burnt gasoline. INVESTIGATE Y/N?]

fuckin ow

((ooc: slowly derpin' out for the night. will pick up!!))

Comments

[nosenolimits]

That's what I said.

[nosenolimits]

What was I supposed to say? "Mad scientist? Sweet!"

[actionpainting]

Nothing so crazy-- try just answering question in a non-frustrating way. Small steps!

[nosenolimits]

Depending on who you ask, I might not be capable of that.

[actionpainting]

I'm asking you.

[nosenolimits]

What was the question again?

[actionpainting]

What's your name?

[nosenolimits]

It's Jet. Happy?

[actionpainting]

Delighted!

[nosenolimits]

Wanna return the favour? Or should I just call you Delighted Harpy?

[actionpainting]

Try Wendy.

[nosenolimits]

I'll try to remember that. No promises.

[actionpainting]

If you don't I'll probably just continue to shriek at you, as I and my friend have done due to our potentially misplaced concern for your well-being.

[nosenolimits]

[rolling his eyes and muttering before sighing heavily]

Look, Wendy... Not that I don't 'ppreciate it...

[actionpainting]

But...?

[nosenolimits]

[shit eating grin]

But no thanks, 'kay?