:D

[daddyderpest]

I am President Cross, on loan from the Vampire Hunter Society to be your new Head of Vampire Affairs, and I want to know if anyone here has seen these adorable children?

((OOC: Intro, will be slow and full of performance anxiety, etc. You know the drill.))

Comments

[bitingcynicism]

[Arghh why do I sense so many...]

[bitingcynicism]

He shouldn't be here... He should be with the Association.

[asterisking]

Association for what?

[bitingcynicism]

The Hunters' Association. He's our president.

[asterisking]

Hunters?

[bitingcynicism]

Vampire hunters. Like me.

[asterisking]

Seriously?

[bitingcynicism]

Yeah.

[asterisking]

Wow, that's something alright.

[bitingcynicism]

What did he tell you?

[asterisking]

He said something about an association. I just asked him if he had anymore kiddie pictures of you.

[bitingcynicism]

... He has endless pictures.

[asterisking]

Cute.

[bitingcynicism]

No.

[asterisking]

I think so.

[bitingcynicism]

I have no idea why he brought that...