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[tuesdere]

[ it's summer! it's cherry harvesting season! to celebrate the occasion, today every virgin in camp will find a small ribboned basket of cherries in their possession.

hidden at the bottom is a sample condom. if you trust the fruit (which is, in fact, safe) and even get that far, that is. ]

[ ooc | bored and horrible and not running this? yes.

Comments

[burgercraving]

... You probably shouldn't trust anything this camp gives you.

[... is. without a basket, obviously]

[ladycoderring]

It seems pretty normal, other than the, uh... prize at the bottom. [gestures to the condom she's now taken out and set aside]

[burgercraving]

So it's useless.

[burgercraving]

... Wait a second ... cherries, a condom-you haven't even knocked boots with someone yet?

[ladycoderring]

What? Where did that come from?

[burgercraving]

On my way, I saw some of the most pathetic creatures on the face of the earth with these baskets. I mean, I didn't even really notice the prizes, I was busy guessing how old they would be when they would either slip something into a girl's drink, fuck their best friend drunk, or get a pity fuck at the age of thirty-five.

And then I ran into you.

[ladycoderring]

So you're saying the baskets are... what? To make fun of virgins or something?

[burgercraving]

Yup.

[ladycoderring]

[giving the cherries and then the condom a look like somebody could've thought this through better, at least in her case]

That's pretty childish.

[burgercraving]

This place can't even handle being pushed over PG-13 when you wanna fool around. I'm not surprised.

[ladycoderring]

What do you mean?

[burgercraving]

You can't have sex. You try, you scurry around as a creepy little animal for a week.

[ladycoderring]

...you're serious, aren't you?

[burgercraving]

I messed around with someone once, but we played it safe and didn't go the whole nine yards. So it hasn't happened to me, but I've been warned enough.

[ladycoderring]

Wow... [has basically given up on not believing any of the weird stuff people tell her, so just going to take a second to eat a cherry and try to wrap her head around that

--oh, holds the basket out in Santana's direction in case she wants one too]

[burgercraving]

And risk this place restoring my hymen? Because that crap hurts to lose. No thank you.