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[tuesdere]

[ it's summer! it's cherry harvesting season! to celebrate the occasion, today every virgin in camp will find a small ribboned basket of cherries in their possession.

hidden at the bottom is a sample condom. if you trust the fruit (which is, in fact, safe) and even get that far, that is. ]

[ ooc | bored and horrible and not running this? yes.

Comments

[flylittlepony]

Oh how lovely.

[flylittlepony]

Where do you come from? I-if you don't mind me asking...

[runstowardsfire]

The Disc. It's apparently quite strange because it's flat and sits on the backs of four elephants standing on a turtle.

[flylittlepony]

And they don't get tired?

[runstowardsfire]

They've never stopped doing it . . . Things would get bad if they got tired.

[flylittlepony]

Maybe you could try asking them, or asking some other elephants to help.

[runstowardsfire]

I don't speak elephant. Or turtle, I'm afraid.

[trying get into that kind of mind would be suicide too]

[flylittlepony]

I'm sure they could manage a simple head-nod.

[runstowardsfire]

That might take a while to register as they are very large . . .

[And cause the largest earthquake ever.]

[mylittlepwner]

Fluttershy!

[flylittlepony]

Oh, Rainbow Dash. I was hoping I'd see you soon.

[mylittlepwner]

You guys figured out I was missing?

[flylittlepony]

No, not really. I was actually told you were here.

[mylittlepwner]

Oh, yeah. That makes sense too.

. . . so you really didn't notice?

[flylittlepony]

No, I mean, I saw you back at Sugarcube Corner, so you can't really have been gone for more than one night, right?

[mylittlepwner]

Ha! That's what you think!