Nerf Guns

[littlestdeath]

[Today, if you were to wander towards the fabled Center of Camp, you will find a huge pile of assorted nerf guns that you can use. It seems a few people have already taken the initiative.]

What are you supposed to do with them...?

You play with them, obviously!

Dude, how can you not know what nerf guns are?

((I will be tagging with Machika, Leo, and

Comments

[gavehimhead]

...Apparently so.

[forcedtoplay]

...they look like guns. People don't normally play with guns.

Unless they're. Y'know. Psychopaths.

But these are toys, right?

[gavehimhead]

They're insisting that the guns are harmless toys. At the very least, they don't look like they could do much damage.

[forcedtoplay]

Well, if Machika says it's okay, then it is.

[totally grabbing a nerf gun]

[gavehimhead]

She's a friend of yours?

[already has two. somehow. Machika gave them to him.]

[forcedtoplay]

Yes. A good friend.

[shoots you.

Grins]

[gavehimhead]

[IS HIT.

Kind of baffled.]

They don't even make you bleed.

[forcedtoplay]

That's the point. Bleeding isn't fun. Hitting your friends with pieces of foam, however, is.

[shoots him again]

Are you going to try it or do I win by default?

[gavehimhead]

I'm afraid I couldn't give up without a fight.

[shoots at with both guns. HIS AIM IS TERRIBLE but one of them might actually hit]

[forcedtoplay]

[I will be nice and let one hit, but Boris and Ace trained me in this, bro. You're going down

Running behind a tree and aiming for his shoulder]

That's the spirit!

[gavehimhead]

[ready for that this time, dodging it! And also finding cover behind a tree]

You seem to be in a good mood today.

[forcedtoplay]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[trying to get a clear shot of him]

[gavehimhead]

[waiting until she's out of hiding before firing a shot at her]

On the contrary, I'm glad that you're enjoying yourself.

[forcedtoplay]

[it grazes her arm, but she takes a shot at him back]

Thanks, I guess. Try to enjoy yourself too.

[gavehimhead]

[gets hit, but retaliates with a few more shots of his own]

What makes you think I'm not enjoying myself?

[forcedtoplay]

I don't know. I can never tell if you're happy or not, even if I know you're faking some of the time. I can't tell when.

[is hit]