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[ballzaretouchin]

[Hello and welcome to Father's Day.

Those of you with dead dads will find yourselves stuck with lovely gold stars. The rest of you with living ones are shafted with the almost as nice but really, not at all, silver variety.

Of course, if you are someone's dead dad, you can settle for a pony. Aren't stickers fun?]

((this computer still sucks but

Comments

[burgercraving]

[silver!]

Bet it's because it's Father's Day.

[burgercraving]

I would've never guessed you could hate your dad, though. You didn't strike me as the type.

[skirtindanger]

It's his fault for being such an idiot. It's embarrassing to admit I have a father like him!

[burgercraving]

He's a guy. The chances are pretty high they're going to be a fuck up.

[skirtindanger]

Yeah, I know... But that doesn't excuse him from what he did to Mama.

[burgercraving]

I don't excuse the crap guys do.

[skirtindanger]

That makes both of us, then.

[burgercraving]

... Yeah, I'm actually still surprised.

[skirtindanger]

-- Huh? What's so surprising? Just because he's my father doesn't mean I need to forgive him.

[burgercraving]

I just-I guess I don't really know much about you yet.

[skirtindanger]

Ah.. Well, maybe not. But it hasn't been very long.

[burgercraving]

And we haven't talked in a while. You missed the kegger.

[skirtindanger]

I'm a little too young for something like that.

[burgercraving]

And saying something like that is exactly why you needed to be there.

[skirtindanger]

-- What? No! Look, even if we are at camp, I'm not going to start breaking any rules here!

[burgercraving]

The only rule here involves sex.