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[Today, something seems off about the water coming out of the taps in camp. Not the bloody faucets - those are perfectly fine and bloody as per usual - but everything else seems strange. If you drink it, it may taste a bit sweet, perhaps too sweet. If you bathe in it, you may find yourself feeling

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[skirtindanger]

... Erm.

[definitely should have went for the soda, huh]

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. . .

[sets a glass of water way the hell back down and grabs a Red Bull.]

[skirtindanger]

[just. staring at own glass of water.]

What the-- I didn't get this from anywhere strange!

[boldstarring]

Apparently, you did.

[skirtindanger]

[SIGH]

So much for my good track record...

[boldstarring]

Was it the water? It was the water, wasn't it. That was bound to happen eventually, given the high probability that this place's system is poor at best.

[skirtindanger]

Maybe. Come to think of it, it did taste a little strange. But now we can't even trust the water here? Sheesh...

[boldstarring]

It seemed like an inevitability.

[skirtindanger]

I was kind of hoping I'd be able to do something like this normally.

[boldstarring]

And now you truly have been greeted to camp.

[skirtindanger]

Lucky me.

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You're one of the shortest guys I've ever seen, too.

[skirtindanger]

-- Hey, don't make fun of my appearance! I didn't want to be like this.

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Hey, I'm only stating a fact.

[skirtindanger]

It's not like it matters how tall I am.

[boldstarring]

Height can be an asset. However, being too tall can also be highly detrimental.