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[Today, something seems off about the water coming out of the taps in camp. Not the bloody faucets - those are perfectly fine and bloody as per usual - but everything else seems strange. If you drink it, it may taste a bit sweet, perhaps too sweet. If you bathe in it, you may find yourself feeling

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[easybreezyidiot]

[that water was very refreshing and what the hell is this place?]

[justwannahave]

[Uh-oh. You drank the water, didn't you?]

[easybreezyidiot]

Hi, excuse me? Could you point me in the direction of the nearest phone?

[justwannahave]

[. . .]

*writes on the shoe store receipt roll*

Can't talk, got a virus or something. You are currently stuck in zombie summer camp. Don't worry, you'll be back home soon.

[easybreezyidiot]

[appears to be rereading the note quite a few times before she speaks again]

Ha, ha, very funny. But seriously, I can't find my cell phone.

[justwannahave]

Look at the silo behind you.

We don't have reception anyway.

[easybreezyidiot]

No, like, I get the farm thing, I just need a phone!

[justwannahave]

[She's 100% normal . . .]

*points behind you*

[easybreezyidiot]

[glances over her shoulder and then turns back around, fairly calmly considering]

What the hell.

[justwannahave]

Yeah--that's the local monster. Everyone here is stuck for while. We have phones but no reception. Internet but no way to email out.>

[easybreezyidiot]

How long?

[justwannahave]

A week or so.

[easybreezyidiot]

Oh, bad. That's bad.

[justwannahave]

You won't miss anything. Time doesn't move the same here.

[easybreezyidiot]

You're creeping me out, lady.

[justwannahave]

Cindy. Welcome to Camp--it is creepy.