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tobethemiracle in campfuckudie

Jun 21, 2011 20:31

So, who here isn't a vampire, angel, werewolf or alien?

Lately, it feels like everyone I meet is one or more of those.

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bluetilator June 21 2011, 10:36:58 UTC

I am not any of those pathetic, disgusting creatures!

tobethemiracle June 21 2011, 10:38:20 UTC

I'm not sure whether it's you or me who should be apologising.

bluetilator June 21 2011, 10:39:51 UTC

I am not sorry for anything!

tobethemiracle June 21 2011, 10:43:01 UTC

Really? Anything's a lot.

bluetilator June 21 2011, 10:45:28 UTC

All your talking is like annoying buzzing in my ears!

tobethemiracle June 21 2011, 10:50:16 UTC

You might want to get that looked at.

bluetilator June 21 2011, 10:53:28 UTC

All you humans make so much noise to drown out the nothingness inside you. It makes me sick!

tobethemiracle June 21 2011, 11:04:47 UTC

I'm pretty sure I have a lot of squishy things inside me.

bluetilator June 21 2011, 11:08:40 UTC

Your viscera, yes, it has been so long since I was covered to the elbow in someone's internal organs.

tobethemiracle June 21 2011, 11:13:13 UTC

You could always get a job as a surgeon.

bluetilator June 21 2011, 11:16:10 UTC

They would expect me to sew people back together, not tear them apart. Your suggestion is useless.

tobethemiracle June 21 2011, 11:17:09 UTC

Butcher?

bluetilator June 21 2011, 11:20:13 UTC

I could saw open many beasts. There could be a glorious feast of meat.

tobethemiracle June 21 2011, 11:22:12 UTC

Also you could sell it and make a fortune.

bluetilator June 21 2011, 11:23:19 UTC

I have no need for money.

tobethemiracle June 21 2011, 11:30:00 UTC

No, but it's sure handy for other people. You could use it to buy more meat.

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