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[godof_awesome]

*look up! there, up there! on top of the mess hell roof! it's.... a white stuffed cat?*

All right, listen up, folks, 'cause I'm only going to say this once! My name's Loki, better known as the God of Awesome, and I'm here on your lovely director's behalf as your very own brand-new counselor. For, you know, those of you who could use a little

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[broguery]

[... squint]

[godof_awesome]

*... squints back*

[broguery]

[...approaching]

What did you call yourself?

[godof_awesome]

Loki! God of Awesome.

[broguery]

What a coincidence... that's my name, too.

[godof_awesome]

You don't say.

[broguery]

Yes, I wasn't aware the name was so... common.

[godof_awesome]

I don't think the realms could handle the sheer awesome of more than one Loki.

[broguery]

And yet, here I am.

[godof_awesome]

Or so you say.

[broguery]

[oh no you didn't]

So, beyond being the... "God of Awesome," what are you, exactly?

[godof_awesome]

I'm Loki. Giant, Aesir, one of the oldest and most powerful beings in the universe. What about you, kid?

[broguery]

Nothing so remarkable as that, I'm afraid.