overkill.

[ridestherider]

[Good morning, Camp. Are you enjoying your breakfast? There;s nothing quite like bacon and eggs to get you going, or maybe you're more for a nice warm stack of fluffy pancakes. Breakfast is sacred, you know, and it should be the first good part of the morning.

Too bad everything is now shortcake. Your pancakes? They're now a totally different,

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[nosenolimits]

[BACON CAKE IS THE BEST INVENTION EVER]

[miracles_grow]

Good morning, Jet-san!

[nosenolimits]

[through a mouthful of cake]

--shiuuemie!

[miracles_grow]

How are you settling in?

[nosenolimits]

... it's been pretty explosive.

[miracles_grow]

I haven't heard any explosions...

[nosenolimits]

Nevermind. Is the bacon always cake?

[miracles_grow]

I heard this was an accident.

[nosenolimits]

[eyeing it suspiciously now]

"Accident" isn't usually a word I like.

[miracles_grow]

The food is usually safe! Except on Tuesdays...

[nosenolimits]

[dropping the fork unceremoniously and pushing the plate awayyy sob]

I got that lecture already.

[miracles_grow]

U-ummm, if you're still hungry...

[nosenolimits]

...

Got something that's not an accident?

[miracles_grow]

I grow a lot of vegetables in my garden, and some fruit too.

[nosenolimits]

Any of 'em taste like cake?

[miracles_grow]

No...?