[Over the PA system... how does he keep finding microphones?]

[codeusername]

[Out in the field, away from the main Camp area (but getting closer by the second), is a giant evil robot. Pretend the purple parts are blue. Megamind is currently in the head of this robot, cackling maniacally and generally being a bad dude. This is playing over the speakers as well.]

GUESS WHAT, CAMPERS?! I'M BORED! AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS--

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[suppliesdemand]

... Must you?

[codeusername]

...

I'M GOING TO GO WITH "YES."

[suppliesdemand]

And what, exactly, is the point?

[codeusername]

DESTRUCTION! INSPIRING FEAR! TESTING THE NEW HEROES WHO THINK THEY HAVE WHAT IT TAKES!

ALSO HULU WAS BEING SLOW.

[suppliesdemand]

[Sigh]Could you at least turn down the music? Some of us have work to do.

[codeusername]

WHAT KIND OF WORK?

[suppliesdemand]

Statistical analyses and supply/demand calculations, mostly.

[codeusername]

...

YOU'RE SURE I'M NOT DOING YOU A FAVOR? THAT SOUNDS BORING.

[suppliesdemand]

I'm quite sure. One has to have something to do around here, after all.

[codeusername]

BUT THAT'S WHY I'M DOING THIS. I'M A SUPERVILLAIN.

[suppliesdemand]

I can see that. But I'm sure you are perfectly capable of doing that a bit less disruptively.

[codeusername]

SURE I'M CAPABLE OF IT--IT'S JUST LESS FUN.

[suppliesdemand]

Of course. Well, don't expect any help from me when you are inevitably set upon by superheros.

[codeusername]

ON THE OTHER HAND, FEEL FREE TO CALL ME FOR ALL OF YOUR EVIL-DOING NEEDS.

[suppliesdemand]

Do you have a resume?

[codeusername]

NOT WITH ME.