[Over the PA system... how does he keep finding microphones?]

[codeusername]

[Out in the field, away from the main Camp area (but getting closer by the second), is a giant evil robot. Pretend the purple parts are blue. Megamind is currently in the head of this robot, cackling maniacally and generally being a bad dude. This is playing over the speakers as well.]

GUESS WHAT, CAMPERS?! I'M BORED! AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS--

Comments

[broguery]

How many other evil rampages have there been?

[littlestdeath]

[have a small child staring at you]

Are you gonna stop the evil rampage?

[broguery]

[whoa, what]

I don't think we have anything to worry about.

[littlestdeath]

But he's being a bad guy. That means you have to beat him up.

[broguery]

...Me, specifically?

[littlestdeath]

Uh-huh. You're the superhero, right?

[broguery]

[oh god]

Not quite.

[littlestdeath]

Oh.

But you can still beat the bad guys, right?

[broguery]

I suppose, but I don't think this one is as "bad" as he claims to be.

[littlestdeath]

Okay. But if he does bad things you have to stop him. Right now he's just being silly.

[broguery]

Deal.

[littlestdeath]

And now we can play a game instead!

[broguery]

A game?

[littlestdeath]

Uh-huh. Games are fun.

[broguery]

What kind of game?

[littlestdeath]

There are lots of games! What's one that you like? I'll let you pick.