[Over the PA system... how does he keep finding microphones?]

[codeusername]

[Out in the field, away from the main Camp area (but getting closer by the second), is a giant evil robot. Pretend the purple parts are blue. Megamind is currently in the head of this robot, cackling maniacally and generally being a bad dude. This is playing over the speakers as well.]

GUESS WHAT, CAMPERS?! I'M BORED! AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS--

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[nosenolimits]

[this maybe super hero is just looking kind of annoyed.]

HEY. ARE YOU THE S.O.B. RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS DUMP?

[hench_wench]

[The time is now a quarter after grope.]

[nosenolimits]

[damnit, backing up and holding Harley at armslength via shoulder]

Nnnot that that wasn't awesome, but I'm feelin' a little ambushed.

By psychiatry.

[hench_wench]

... You aren't really sure what psychiatry is, are you?

[nosenolimits]

... I know what psychiatry is.

[hench_wench]

Really? 'Cause you seem to think- [grabby hands gesture]- it's this.

[nosenolimits]

[you landed yourself one moody motherfucker. AREN'T YOU LUCKY]

... I know what manipulative means.

[hench_wench]

[HOW DO I THROW IT BACK]

What, do you want a gold star on your vocab test?

[nosenolimits]

[you could, but it'd just come back. LIKE A GIANT-NOSED BOOMERANG.]

Forget it.

[hench_wench]

... Are you cranky 'cause you didn't get laid?

[nosenolimits]

...

[nosenolimits]

[yes. no. yes. no. yes and no!]

I said forget it. [shifting like he's gonna take off]

[hench_wench]

Fine. Forgotten.

You still owe me beer, you know.

[nosenolimits]

What, you want it now?

[hench_wench]

Maybe I just enjoy the pleasure of your company, jerk.

[nosenolimits]

...