Summer is hot -- go to the pool

[tinymanoncampus]

[It's approximately 9000 degrees outside, and two boys are talking at the pool. one from the water, and the other from behind his giant sunglasses, under an umbrella, outside of splash range]

I'm not complaining, but Kurt, if you didn't want to swim or expose your skin to the sun, why did you insist we spend the day at the pool?

I like to think

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[DUMPING THREAD hate you all]

[barfintomyhat]

[Kurt was innocently minding his own business and stuff and stuff]

[burgercraving]

[APPROACHING]

[tinymanoncampus]

[walking up to Kurt and stepping behind him, placing a hand on his shoulder]

Come on. When are you going to get in there with me?

[ladycoderring]

[also nearby, currently playing the role of the apologetic-looking one]

[barfintomyhat]

[shoots a glare at Santana]

No. And that sounded so creepy. Have you been watching Sharon Stone's 90s movies?

[burgercraving]

No, he's been spending time with Auntie 'Tana.

[tinymanoncampus]

[both hands on his shoulders now grinning wildly, which would be super incriminating if Kurt could see his face]

Of course not, and Santana sounds a lot creepier than I do.

[ladycoderring]

[is closer than before, which is not suspicious at all, right?]

[barfintomyhat]

Yes, but you don't need to be taking lessons from her.

[looks at Emily] You're in on it too, aren't you.

[burgercraving]

Of course she is.

[bending down slightly at his feet]

[barfintomyhat]

No. [tucks his legs under himself]

[burgercraving]

Lift his ass up now!

[tinymanoncampus]

[leans in close, chin on Kurt's shoulder and talking into his ear]

Try not to hate me for too long, okay?

[suddenly wrapping his arms around Kurt from behind]

[ladycoderring]

Sorry. If it helps, I already promised to get her back for this.

[going to go for a leg once it's free for the getting]

[barfintomyhat]

Blaine! [flails and thrashes about, trying to pull Blaine's arms off. probably risking a head injury were to actually be successful and fall back on the ground]

[burgercraving]

Stop acting like it's the end of the world, Kurt.

[grabs the other leg]

Move quickly before he hurts himself!