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[fomicrymeariver]

My.

Perhaps it's the weather, but I'm feeling rather Jaded as of late.

((ooc: itp you can only manage to make bad jokes at each other. HERE'S YOUR GODDAMN MINGLE POST LUFFY

EDIT let's make this exciting. pun-ishment for failing at terrible jokes is . . .automatic removal of one item of clothing by way of camp. STRIP PUNNING YOU LOVE IT OK GO))

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[nosenolimits]

... hey.

[aaaand loses his jacket.]

[purple_pliers]

Oh! Hello.

[...well now she's barefoot]

[nosenolimits]

... Somethin's happening and Iiii don't like it.

[WHY THE SHIRT CAMP, WHY THE SHIRT, NOW I GOTTA KEEP MY ARMS CROSSED]

[purple_pliers]

Well, keep your shirt on, we'll figure out what this unusual pun-ishment is about.

[HINT HINT HINT]

[nosenolimits]

What the heck's that supposed to mean!

[theeere go his shoes]

[purple_pliers]

It means if you don't talk in stupid puns, your outfit is going to get very revealing very shortly.

[good thing she had a sports bra under that shirt]

[nosenolimits]

[VERY BAD AT PRETENDING NOT TO STARE]

[there go his pants. he was wearing underwear today, that's a change!]

Oh.

[purple_pliers]

I shoe wish we could just put a sock in it and get by that way, but it seems like camp has a vested interest in bad jokes today, so you had better try and get your pun repertoire jacket up.

[nosenolimits]

... so how about the end of that tour?

[I should start wearing more clothes.]

[purple_pliers]

[oh god are you naked]

I guess I did give you the bare minimum before.

[starts walking and gestures him to come with]

[nosenolimits]

[only a little bit.]

[follows and looking rather uncomfortable and choosing to continue to wrap his hands around his sides rather than, you know, other more obvious places]

I'm not even going to bother.

[purple_pliers]

It's not like you have more clothes to lose, and that's the naked truth.

[heading for a lab entrance, NOT LOOKING AT HIM]

[nosenolimits]

[this is like the only time I will willingly walk into someone's lab.]

... Think you're safe now?

[purple_pliers]

Let's find out.

[is she safe now?]

[nosenolimits]

[...I'm trying not to stare so how should I know?]

... So?

[purple_pliers]

It seems fine. Um, come on in... I'll grab you a smock.