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[fomicrymeariver]

My.

Perhaps it's the weather, but I'm feeling rather Jaded as of late.

((ooc: itp you can only manage to make bad jokes at each other. HERE'S YOUR GODDAMN MINGLE POST LUFFY

EDIT let's make this exciting. pun-ishment for failing at terrible jokes is . . .automatic removal of one item of clothing by way of camp. STRIP PUNNING YOU LOVE IT OK GO))

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[nosenolimits]

[... that's not a face I've seen you make before. HOW STRANGE.]

[is now shirtless and missing one shoe.]

[nosenolimits]

Oh yeah?

[STANDING HIS GROUND. literally. keeping his feet flat on the ground and not moving]

[hench_wench]

[NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT HIM. Scheming in the direction of ex-boyfriend.]

[nosenolimits]

...

[edging closer very cautiously]

[hench_wench]

[weighing the pros and cons of tackling a cop]

[nosenolimits]

[just. gonna watch awkwardly while not staring at your girlbits]

[hench_wench]

[SIGHS. WITH LONGING. also why the hell would you not stare at my girlbits AM I NOT PRETTY ENOUGH FOR YOU]

[nosenolimits]

[THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.]

[THIS IS AWKWARD AND NOT SEXY SO I'LL JUST QUIETLY AND SMOOTHLY MAKE MY EXIT]

[hench_wench]

Nice ass.

[nosenolimits]

!

[surprised enough that he nearly trips over himself]

[hench_wench]

[LOL]

[nosenolimits]

[I AM SO COMPOSED]

[hench_wench]

Let's go find some clothes. Unless you're enjoying the breeze?

[nosenolimits]

... Parts of it.

[hench_wench]

Why are you walking around with your arms like that? Is this some other awkward robot thing?

[nosenolimits]

[you are actually getting this glare. WELL DONE]