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[fu_noobspeaker]

Howdy ho there, fellow denizens of Camp Fuck You Die! Gosh, it's been a beautiful summer, hasn't it? And we sure have noticed that some of y'all counselors have been trying to do your jobs. A plus plus for those of you! I'm shippin' some quality ear plugs from the United Toucan Service to those of y'all that did your jobs, 'cause you deserve some

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[sistercomplex]

I don't know how you can even hear it with all that noise.

[derepathy]

[KEEPS ON SCREAMING]

[sistercomplex]

FOR THE LOVE OF HELL KID SHUT UP!

[derepathy]

[--shuts up]

[derepathy]

[and starts CRYING]

[sistercomplex]

[... I hate you.]

Aw man...

[derepathy]

[cries HARDER]

[sistercomplex]

[Okay okay I'm offering my precious iPod ear buds that Ramona gave me.]

Look I'm sorry. Try these all right? They'll help.

[derepathy]

[sniffling, distracted from bawling by confusion]

W-what are... how...

[sistercomplex]

Just put them in your ears. They'll block out the noise. Well kinda.

[derepathy]

[puts them in upside-down. and in the wrong ears.

8|a]

[sistercomplex]

[... that's just sad.]

Uh... here...

[Fixes them for him.]

[derepathy]

...t-thank you...

[sistercomplex]

No problem. We're lucky it's not the Macarena.

[derepathy]

[no idea what that is but I will nod and pretend like I do]

[sistercomplex]

[I will pat your head.]

Don't like country?