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[fu_noobspeaker]

Howdy ho there, fellow denizens of Camp Fuck You Die! Gosh, it's been a beautiful summer, hasn't it? And we sure have noticed that some of y'all counselors have been trying to do your jobs. A plus plus for those of you! I'm shippin' some quality ear plugs from the United Toucan Service to those of y'all that did your jobs, 'cause you deserve some

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[bitingcynicism]

[I am doing my stalker thing, as I do.]

[ofhisword]

[how cute.]

[bitingcynicism]

[Yes, and now I even have someone to REPORT to. I can feel validated.]

[ofhisword]

[is being a TOTALLY NEFARIOUS VAMPIRE!!

. . . and by that, he is circling a cowbot, just eying it with a mix of curiosity and disgust.

the most boring vampire ever.]

[bitingcynicism]

[I am okay with boring vampires.]

They're her creation.

[ofhisword]

Yes, I've gathered as much.

[bitingcynicism]

Has Stefan returned yet?

[ofhisword]

I'm afraid I haven't seen him, myself.

[bitingcynicism]

[This was totally not a flustered sigh.]

... Right.

[ofhisword]

He will turn up eventually.

[bitingcynicism]

If he's drinking from humans, I have to know as soon as he does.

[ofhisword]

And yet, here you are - stalking me instead.

[bitingcynicism]

I'm not stalking you. I told you. It's my job to keep an eye on all the vampires. I thought you might have information.

[ofhisword]

Even if I did have information, you haven't given me any real reason to share it with you.

[bitingcynicism]

I have an arrangement with Stefan.

[ofhisword]

And that arrangement is?