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[fu_noobspeaker]

Howdy ho there, fellow denizens of Camp Fuck You Die! Gosh, it's been a beautiful summer, hasn't it? And we sure have noticed that some of y'all counselors have been trying to do your jobs. A plus plus for those of you! I'm shippin' some quality ear plugs from the United Toucan Service to those of y'all that did your jobs, 'cause you deserve some

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[sistercomplex]

You bet!

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Even if we're not a counselor?

[sistercomplex]

Especially then!

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B-but I want a job! No one will give me one!

[sistercomplex]

Wait people give out jobs here?

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Not really, but I've tried to get one before.

[sistercomplex]

With who? I used to have a job way back with K. But that was just so I could see the lasers.

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I was going to do chores where Robin was staying, but Batman wouldn't let me.

[sistercomplex]

Batman has chores... ?

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No, but Robin did. He was staying with Doctor Muraki and Oriya.

[sistercomplex]

... Why wasn't he staying with Batman?

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Batman was late. And he can't cook.

[sistercomplex]

............................

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... what? Did I say something wrong?

[sistercomplex]

Batman can't cook?

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I don't think so.