Pride Post!

[takeme2urpants]

[It's a beautiful day in Camp-the sun is shining (though there is shade for vampires), the birds are singing (but not taunting anyone), and there is a magnificent spread complete with all sorts of food (including human flesh for those so inclined). Above all this reads a huge banner:]
PRIDE!
Be proud of who you are!
[You might find yourself with a

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[jstalovemachine]

[inspecting his "non-human pride" bracelet]

Well, this is cheerful.

[jstalovemachine]

I'm a computer. [taps his ear-ports] Though that other part's true too.

[art_crow]

A computer? Does that mean I can play solitaire on you?

[jstalovemachine]

[laughs]

Technically, it'd be possible.

[art_crow]

Ooh, do you get Minesweeper too?

[jstalovemachine]

All the basics, yeah.

[art_crow]

So, you're a walking laptop, huh? Is that the new thing in the future or are you a really special model?

[jstalovemachine]

Laptop'd be more around this size. [holds his hands about ten inches apart] And we're pretty standard these days, back home.

[art_crow]

Now that I think about, wouldn't laptops be pretty pointless? Ya know, seeing as how you guys are already portable. And what are you supposed to do with the laptop the size of a Barbie doll anyway?