MISTLETOE PART 2: THE PLANT STRIKES BACK

[fu_noobspeaker]

Boy, it sure looks like we could invest in a couple of weed whackers!

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[justwannahave]

[Whatever for Cindy and Tiffany Aching]

[stolengood]

[Walking hurriedly but sees Cindy, freezes, and tries to turn around. Snaps back like a rubberband]

Hi.

[justwannahave]

. . . Hi, Parker.

[stolengood]

Well, it's not like it's the first time.

[justwannahave]

[Don't remind her . . .]

Yes, but there's no pink goo this time.

[stolengood]

Yep. Which is good. I mean, it's not like I'm volunteering for this, but it's better than being totally mind controlled or whatever.

[justwannahave]

That is one very, very small point in the weed's favour.

[stolengood]

It's not so bad. Well, okay, a lot of it is. But whatever. It's just kissing.

[justwannahave]

[At least you're old enough.]

At least you're not one to kick up a fuss over it . . . Get it over with quickly?

[stolengood]

Hey, my line of work I've had to kiss people I definitely wouldn't normally.

[justwannahave]

Really? Isn't that icky?

[stolengood]

Well, it's not great but you just don't worry about it.

[justwannahave]

It's a good distraction, sure, but what if they want to keep doing it?

[stolengood]

Nate wouldn't put me in a situation without an exit strategy.

[justwannahave]

[very glad to hear that]

That's good of your boss. Things can get pretty hairy otherwise.

[stolengood]

He's not really my boss. He just plans everything. But yeah, I know. So. What do you think?

[coming closer :?]