MISTLETOE PART 2: THE PLANT STRIKES BACK

[fu_noobspeaker]

Boy, it sure looks like we could invest in a couple of weed whackers!

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[Owen]

[inthemoodnow]

Don't flatter yourself that you're the first- ow.

*rubbing his jaw and muttering more to himself than Owen's retreating back, even*

Even you're going out of punches at some point... eventually.... one day....

......theoretically...

Re: [Owen]

[bonerkilled]

[calls back]

Not in this body, Jack. This one heals.

Re: [Owen]

[inthemoodnow]

*definitely to himself only, thought with a wryly fond smile*

Not what I meant, Owen.

Re: [Owen]

[bonerkilled]

[didn't hear that but wheels around anyway]

No, see, you never actually told me, Jack. You never actually told me what the fuck that was.

Re: [Owen]

[inthemoodnow]

Christmas in July, Camp Fuck You Die style. Get caught under the mistletoe together, and you have to kiss. Same thing happens in December.

It's basically every "sex pollen made us fuck" porn scenario ever, except rated PG-13.