ITP: Revenge of the Return of the Ice Cream Van

[masterpartyvan]

[It's a summer afternoon on a holiday weekend! You know what this means? We should embrace the spirit of the season by running the greet the friendly neighborhood ice cream unmarked white van truck that is driving through camp-

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...okay, yeah, that's kind of creepy.

uh. get ice cream. and mingle. and stuff.]

((I'm multi-tasking but will be

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[forevermadao]

[Just watches the van roll by]

I could really go for some ice cream...

[masterpartyvan]

*....and the van slowly rolls to stop....

....then slowly, slowly backs up to where Madao stands....

WILL YOU APPROACH: Y/N*

[forevermadao]

Hmm?

[Sure, might as well check the prices.]

[masterpartyvan]

*one of the side doors opens to reveal... a man sitting in a chair. amid a great store of ice cream! ice cream! ice cream!*

It seems to be driving itself today.

[forevermadao]

That actually sounds pretty convenient. So, what's the cheapest thing you've got for sale?

[masterpartyvan]

*motions with his arm to the entire stock*

Everything here is free. Every so often during the summer here, I awake to find the van full of such merchandise and myself charged with distributing it.

[forevermadao]

Wow, seriously? That's great! I'll take one of those superhero-shaped ice cream bars, in that case.

[masterpartyvan]

*nods*

I'm afraid that I'll have to ask you to get it yourself, though. A recent incident has left me a bit limited at the moment. But please, feel free to come inside.

[forevermadao]

Sorry to hear that. Yeah, I can come get it myself. No problem.

[Opens a door and steps inside]

[masterpartyvan]

*just as it had appeared from the outside, the van is, indeed, FULL OF ICE CREAM. Various coolers and freezers line the walls and crowd the floor.*

If there is anyone you know who would like some as well, please feel free to take some for them.

[forevermadao]

Really? Well, thanks. I might know a couple of kids who could use some ice cream.

[Begins snooping through the merchandise]

[masterpartyvan]

Are they ones that you knew before or that you've picked up since coming here?

[forevermadao]

Oh, I know them from home. They're good kids... usually, anyway.

[masterpartyvan]

*chuckles*

I would be wary of a child who was good absolutely all of the time.

[forevermadao]

I seriously doubt a kid like that exists in any reality.

[masterpartyvan]

As I said, it would be highly abnormal.

If you end of having a lot to carry, I can get back into the driver's seat and bring you to a drop-off point.