ITP: Revenge of the Return of the Ice Cream Van

[masterpartyvan]

[It's a summer afternoon on a holiday weekend! You know what this means? We should embrace the spirit of the season by running the greet the friendly neighborhood ice cream unmarked white van truck that is driving through camp-

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...okay, yeah, that's kind of creepy.

uh. get ice cream. and mingle. and stuff.]

((I'm multi-tasking but will be

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[tickingtykebomb]

That's not creepy at all.

[masterpartyvan]

*as if hearing Mindy's voice, the van slows... slows... and stops right in front of her*

[tickingtykebomb]

No.

[masterpartyvan]

*and one of the side doors swings open... to reveal a man sitting (a bit stiffly) inside, with various freezers and coolers of ice cream lining the inside of the van*

I apologize for the music. It has never sounded quite like this before.

[tickingtykebomb]

You should really get that shit fixed.

[masterpartyvan]

The vast majority of the time, there isn't even any music to be fixed. But a few days each summer, it turns from a regular vehicle into a store. As you can see.

*SO MUCH ICE CREAM*

[tickingtykebomb]

I saw a public service announcement like this once time. 'Cept they used candy.

[masterpartyvan]

For what?

[tickingtykebomb]

Kidnapping adorable children.

[masterpartyvan]

*chuckles*

I'm hardly a kidnapper.

Unfortunately, an... incident has left me unable to move around very well, so I'm afraid that I can't hand you any ice cream in a way that would eliminate your need to enter the van with me. Your caution shows more sense than most here exhibit, though.

[tickingtykebomb]

Thanks! And I'll pass on the ice cream.

[masterpartyvan]

Very well. If you know of anyone else interested, however, or feel more comfortable with another adult or with a group, please do return. I need to distribute all of this somehow, and it's proving more difficult with my injury.

[tickingtykebomb]

--okay, I'll bite. What'd this injury you've got?

[masterpartyvan]

Just a back injury. There was an... incident.

*to a knowing eye, however, it definitely is not so much a stiff back from gardening as, you know, a shot to the spine from some sort of battle*

[tickingtykebomb]

[knows enough to recognize a spinal injury, at least]

Sitting in a frozen van can't be helping with that.

[masterpartyvan]

*...hmm. keen eyes. nods in acknowledgment.*

It's better than the heat outside, at least.