ITP: Revenge of the Return of the Ice Cream Van

[masterpartyvan]

[It's a summer afternoon on a holiday weekend! You know what this means? We should embrace the spirit of the season by running the greet the friendly neighborhood ice cream unmarked white van truck that is driving through camp-

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...okay, yeah, that's kind of creepy.

uh. get ice cream. and mingle. and stuff.]

((I'm multi-tasking but will be

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[bunnypopsuu]

Umuu.... you don't look like an ice cream truck...

[masterpartyvan]

*SLOWLY... SO SLOWLY... IT ROLLS TO A STOP...*

[bunnypopsuu]

[...icon]

[masterpartyvan]

*AND ONE OF THE SIDE DOORS OPENS TO REVEAL... ICE CREAM

and also some dude sitting in a chair.*

[bunnypopsuu]

[...waves]

[masterpartyvan]

Hello. Would you like some ice cream?

[bunnypopsuu]

...but your truck is creepy.

[masterpartyvan]

Normally, it features neither the music nor the dessert. A few times during the summer, however, it goes through this little... ritual. Completely of its own accord.

In any case, it falls to me to see that everything in here is somehow distributed.

[bunnypopsuu]

[blinks. considers. looks from the speakers to the ice cream to the driver]

Ryuu-chan can have ice cream?

[masterpartyvan]

As much as you like. And please, take some for your friends.

[bunnypopsuu]

Hold on. Are you a kidnapping rapist axe murderer and/or hiding razorblades in the ice cream?

[masterpartyvan]

*chuckles*

Hardly.

[bunnypopsuu]

[....WELL THEN]

[bunnypopsuu]

[cuz if you say you're not... and also it's camp........]

[bunnypopsuu]

Okay.

[masterpartyvan]

I'm afraid that I have a bit of... sore back, so my mobility is limited right now. But consider yourself to have free reign inside.