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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh, campers and counselors! It certainly is the middle of summer, isn't it? Looks like the heat is gonna be hittin' the triple digits - and for you celsians, that means it's hot hot hot! I tried gettin' some ice cream for you all, but the Director just laughed . . . oh well! Y'all try to stay cool, now!

[TODAY - it is ridiculously hot

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[musclebeast_nut]

[On this BLISTERINGLY HOT AND SUNNY DAY, you are taking to your old Alternian habits--which are staying in the shade as you tinker with your robotics and SWEATING AN AWFUL LOT.]

[youmustlickit]

gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling centaursTesticle [CT]

GC: 1 C4N SM3LL YOUR GROSS SW34T FROM H3R3
GC: 4ND 1M NOT 3V3N 1N TH3 H1V3!

[musclebeast_nut]

CT: D --> Your e%aggerations are not appreciated, Pyrope
CT: D --> I am unable to do much about my state of dryness in this e%treme climate change

[youmustlickit]

GC: 1T 1SNT 4N 3X4GG3R4T1ON!
GC: 4LL 1 SM3LL 1S SW34TY FUCKB3RR13S!

[musclebeast_nut]

CT: D --> Cease your ludi%ly blatant slanderings
CT: D --> Don't you have something horribly base and gutterb100ded nearby to occupy your nose with

[youmustlickit]

GC: 1TS NOT SL4ND3R
GC: 1 R34LLY C4N SM3LL 1T!

[mechabro]

[ ROBOTS. ]

Yo -- damn, you okay?

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> Hello
D --> I am fine, if perhaps overwhelmingly
D --> Damp

[mechabro]

I know ya ain't one'a them fishy space trolls, but can ya swim?

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> Indeed, I am not a seadweller
D --> However our highb100ded heiress apparent took it upon herself to teach me the basi% of staying af100t
D --> Why do you wish to know

[mechabro]

'Cause I'm gonna do ya a favour!

[ Equius you are slippy and sweaty like... a STRONG sweaty stinky troll, but you are getting thrown into the pool. ]

[musclebeast_nut]

[You are able to release your delicate grip on your tools before being picked up and thrown into the pool. It takes you a moment to right yourself and resurface, involuntarily STRONG COUGHING the water out of your throat. You would be filled with more rage if you weren't currently concentrating on remembering how to tread water without emptying the entire pool.]

D --> For what purpose did that just transpire

[mechabro]

SUPER cool in the pool, ain't it?

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> While it may prove to be a temporary so100tion to the heat, I am unable to finish the work I had begun while in here
D --> This is consuming an unnecessary amount of time

[mechabro]

What were ya makin' anyways?

[ leans down to look at whatever Equius was tinkering with ]

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> I am e%perimenting with several designs

[You make your way to the edge of the pool and gently lift yourself out, making your way over to where your MALE ADOPTIVE BOATLUSUS is inspecting your handiwork. You start to ramble about mechanical contraptions that most people in the area are not able to comprehend.]