itp: it is way too early in the morning.

Jul 08, 2011 06:38

[Good morning, camp! It is probably way too early to be up, and yet, this is blaring on the speakers on repeat. Outside several of the cabins, the gorillas are shuffling about, knocking on doors and grunting several times - some in tune to the song, even!]

Rise 'n shine, campers and counselors! Some of y'all may have been forgetting the good ol' ( Read more... )

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mechabro July 8 2011, 16:49:39 UTC
[ EATING ONE THAT IS PURPLE ]

They're not bad.

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00_07 July 8 2011, 16:50:43 UTC
They look weird...

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mechabro July 8 2011, 16:52:51 UTC
Really? Guess I've eaten some SUPER weird stuff 'fore.

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00_07 July 8 2011, 16:55:09 UTC
Like what?

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mechabro July 8 2011, 16:56:35 UTC
Hell if I remember. My family would bring food home and we'd be drunk and I just remember it probably wasn't really food, but we ate it because we'd run outta money again.

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00_07 July 8 2011, 17:07:57 UTC
Did you starve?

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mechabro July 8 2011, 17:09:28 UTC
No way! We made it work every time.

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00_07 July 8 2011, 17:10:14 UTC
You have a really big family back home, don't you?

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mechabro July 8 2011, 17:11:51 UTC
The Franky Family was SUPER huge. All my brothers n' sisters...

[ THERE ARE SOME TEARS FORMING ]

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00_07 July 8 2011, 17:14:53 UTC
Were you a dad there too?

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mechabro July 8 2011, 17:17:20 UTC
Just everybody's SUPER big bro! I don't have any kids, if that's what yer askin'. I'd know - they'd have this SUPER guy's hair.

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00_07 July 8 2011, 17:19:40 UTC
... I don't have hair like yours. Does that mean people won't really think you're my dad?

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mechabro July 8 2011, 17:21:11 UTC
Yer my daughter, an' nothin' else matters. Screw their opinions.

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00_07 July 8 2011, 17:24:09 UTC
They're wrong?

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