itp: it is way too early in the morning.

[fu_noobspeaker]

[Good morning, camp! It is probably way too early to be up, and yet, this is blaring on the speakers on repeat. Outside several of the cabins, the gorillas are shuffling about, knocking on doors and grunting several times - some in tune to the song, even!]

Rise 'n shine, campers and counselors! Some of y'all may have been forgetting the good ol'

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[doctorquincy]

[DIDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT so he was already awake hah]

[doctorquincy]

[going to procure two cups, then]

[u_jerk]

[and he's going to taste-test some muffins until he's got a pile of good ones]

[doctorquincy]

[you're a brave man]

Here.

[u_jerk]

[I do it for you]

Thanks.

[handing him a muffin. it smells like oranges]

[doctorquincy]

[. . . sob. takes it.]

You're welcome.

[u_jerk]

So are you.

[obviously has a chocolate one]

[doctorquincy]

[of course]

. . .

Do you want to sit, or . . . ?

[u_jerk]

.... nah. Too much bitching going on.

[stands, cup in one hand, muffin in the other]

[doctorquincy]

. . . We could go to my office?

[u_jerk]

........ yeah, okay.

[doctorquincy]

[heading that way, then!]

[u_jerk]

[at first, his attention's on not spilling his coffee]

[... then he starts snickering]

[doctorquincy]

[looking back over his shoulder]

What?

[u_jerk]

This. [waves the cup, making it slosh dangerously]

I can make us something better than this crap.

[doctorquincy]

. . . Probably.